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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.
Austin Porter is so talented.”
by PastelTori October 28, 2018
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Pornelius Hubert

My full name is Pornelius Hubert
by ColaCode July 14, 2018
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Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage
"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"
by Old man withers September 3, 2005
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Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.
Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.
by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008
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