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The Porta Potty Blumpkin

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When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.
While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.
by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018
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Is a very cool video if u seartch on twitter.
Send Dubai porta potty video day is a day where you send the gross vid to your fremds and family
by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022
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A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.
She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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port-a-potty mouth

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Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.
Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!

Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!

Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.
by Mallorina August 21, 2011
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port-a-potty

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noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.
when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty
by rich rick January 16, 2010
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Porka-Potty

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The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)
Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.
by yekralem May 23, 2013
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Port-a-potty Sundae

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It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.
Mike always has a big smile and bad breath after his morning Port-a-potty Sundae.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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