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pornobyte

1. Alternate way to read out PB (normally petabyte, 10 to the power of 15 bytes) to emphasise the enormity of the storage capacity through association with oversized porn collections.

2. A vast and expanding number which is difficult to qualify but approximately equal to the total amount of storage worldwide that is dedicated to porn.
Damn, there must be at least a pornobyte of torrents on this darknet.
by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz October 15, 2008
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pornogoogled

When a person's exact name gets taken on by a porn star, and suddenly anyone who googles that person's name gets pornographic images or websites.

This might cause a person great consternation, and may prompt him or her to change their name to something rare or very non sexy like Bertha Gertrude Cohen.
1. OMG, Sylvia - you just got pornogoogled! I searched for your name and pressed "I'm feeling lucky" and Boy, did I get lucky!

2. My 60 year old feminist psych professor just got Pornogoogled. We were in class watching her presentation onscreen and as she searched for a paper of hers online, the whole screen got filled with some hot young ass getting gangbanged.
by twisted tiffany July 15, 2010
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Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
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pornogamous

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.
by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003
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pornocopia

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."
by JScottBaird January 11, 2008
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Porno

An extremely wholesome genre of films, that groups and families watch together on holidays such as Christmas, etc.
Son: Hey Mom, will Uncle Jack bring the Pornos with him?
Mom: Yes son, your uncle has a magnificent Porno collection.
by DeathCustard April 19, 2020
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