Porky-Talkie

A walkie-talkie carried by fat security guards.

Hey look at the fat guy with the walkie-talkie!

I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.

by lumpbag June 9, 2009

Porky Pig

v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.

Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.

Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.

by My Hibachi April 17, 2006

Porky

A big lie. From the english rhyming slang 'porky pies', which rhymes with lies.

Axel: Did you hear that I was elected pope?
Jeeves: Thats a porky. Stop telling porkies.

by anonymous hippopotomous July 14, 2006

porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Co-Porky

Adverb

The act of two or more police offices riding together in one Bacon-mobile (Bacon not included).

The Lieutenant told his leading officer, "Santiago, you're riding co-porky with Diaz."

by LickableNipple February 17, 2019

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012