porcupine time

a time of uncertain impetuosity or hurried action due to lapse of forethought

Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to win your basketball game today?
Guy 2: Well, I haven't been practicing much. Like that matters, though, because the opposing team isn't too good.
Guy 1: It's porcupine time, baby!

by mr. porcupine time March 21, 2011

Yellow Porcupine

A state of being calm and collected; can easily become agitated.

Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: I'm a Yellow Porcupine today.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

porcupine pricker

A sexual posistion in which a man fucks a girls ass while ripping the girls pussy hairs out stringing the hairs through his teeth while growling. Difficulty: HARD

"I am such a good porcupine pricker I made her bare last night"

by William Taylor December 1, 2006

Porcupine Effect

The Porcupine Effect
The Porcupine Effect is defined as the behavior that is modeled when a person within a relationship or system anticipates the need for self defense due to frequent reoccurrence of the experience of psychological pain/rejection in that system or relationship. This presents itself in a overly (more than usual) cautious approach where people’s natural initiative and leadership is restricted. Behavior is adapted to be more protective than usual.

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The Porcupine Effect is when a person's behavior is adapted to be more protective than usual for example in the work place: confirm verbal discussions through a written email summary, or refrain from taking decision on their own but instead put their ideas in writing as a proposal, or only act on their decision once it has been approved by the group. This leads to a psychological energy drain to build defense instead of using your inherent creative and leadership potential. An extreme example of this behavior in highschool is where the behavior turns into avoidance of the person causing the psychological pain such as when two friends hide in the hallway or washroom from a third person who inflicts the pain.

by Mindmathics - Therese November 26, 2010

Porcupine Hand Job

When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.

Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.

by Dangod392 November 19, 2010

Porcupeth

A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure

Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"

CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"

by badgerslayer November 15, 2011

porcupi

The plural of porcupine for all those that reject the herd conjugation or porcupine to porcupines. Often used in the south.

Oh my gosh, Jebediah, look at all them there porcupi!

by South in Your Mouth January 10, 2021