pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009

population density

The average number of people who live in a unit area, such as a square mile.

The Map Showed the population density of Africa

by lenyak0512 November 1, 2015

pneumatic

A clever way to call someone an airhead (playing off the traditional meaning of pneumatic, which is, "pertaining to or filled with air.") Usually used in reference to women who are bubbly and nice, but dumb as a box of rocks.

Girl 1: That girl is such an idiot--she probably can't remember how to spell her own name.
Girl 2: Be nice, she's just a little....pneumatic.

by itcomesandgoes May 11, 2010

Population Negative 5

Wanting to live somewhere where the population is negative 5.
The only population is dead.

I want to live somewhere where the population is -5, talk about alone.

by AKD May 13, 2005

Pneumatic

A way publishers used to describe women as busty.

Guy 1: look at her walk
Guy 2: yea, she's very pneumatic

by [insert dirty word here] November 29, 2016

population paste

a male sperm load presented for female enjoyment

Tracey longed for a taste of my population paste.I gave her a hearty sample poste haste.

A good lyric me thinks!

by Rip Torn January 2, 2007

poematic

poem like substance that will be fatal

dude dont drink that, its poematic

by p digglet December 12, 2009