poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens

"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."

by Maverinni June 25, 2007

Poodickman

A gay man who rubs poo on their dick

Gayboy A: Im gunna rub poo on my dick

Strateboy: your such a Poodickman

by Dartyboy June 12, 2009

Poopdick

1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop

1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.

by ThunderBoss March 9, 2016

popedick

Noun: The penis of the current pope.

"Popedick is wrinkly and saggy, but I still want some of that holy penetration!"

by Ivy April 18, 2004

poopdick

A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.

The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.

by Silence March 31, 2003

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

popsickle

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.

The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.

by danclay February 4, 2008