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Poojie

(poo-jee, pʊdʒiː)

1. (adjective) A word used to describe a very cute, adorable kitten or cat.

2. (noun) The word used in place of "cat" or "kitten", when referring to a cat or kitten which may be considered cute or adorable.
1. (adjective) That cat is so poojie!

2. (noun) You cat is so cute, he is such a poojie!
by ecnu December 12, 2009
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Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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poobiquitous

A word to describe when there is shit everywhere
Hepatits Joe: "Man, there is shit everywhere"
Metho Tom: "You could say it is poobiquitous, Hep Joe"
Hepatitis Joe: "Cool, it's poobiquitous. Lets get out of this shithole and grab some beers."
by Harry Dixon-Balls April 23, 2008
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Ponzificate

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.
Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.
by Kai_F April 13, 2010
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poofin’

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.
by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019
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winnie the poohing it

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."
"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"
by Dblfun3 March 29, 2017
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Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.
Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.
by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009
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