Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

by Earl2 April 10, 2009

poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

by mothercocker May 28, 2011

Population Pudding

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.

Watch out baby, here comes the population pudding.

by drshatner January 10, 2007

Porpulating

The feeling you get when youre over tired or havent eaten in a while. You get punchy, hyper, goofy, and giggly because your body begins to run off of its natural and reserved sugars

im acting so goofy, i must be porpulating bc im so tired

by saiiormn91 July 18, 2010

populatin

populatin means having sex or partying. when you have sex you are populating the earth and partying leads to sex so read my example.

let's get it POPULATIN up in here!!!!!!!!!!!
omg they over there populatin behind that bush whooo doggey

by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."

This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.

by isolated kitten January 3, 2022