poontang pie

the vagina

As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!

by weave March 20, 2003

poontangle

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Poontanging

Southern Appalachian Word describing sex or sexual acts.

"I cought Amber and Bryan Poontanging in the hay 2 weeks ago come Wednesday." "Shameful Merle Shameful....."

by Shayman G.W.R May 1, 2007

poontang pie

pussy

I would like to know if i could get some poontang pie from your friend.

by dcandyman February 8, 2010

poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.

Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.

by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009