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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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Pro bono prostitute

by Monica Lewinsky October 8, 2003
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food prostitute

Someone who eats disgusting things for money
Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas

Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
by falcon1823 June 2, 2010
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pancake prostitute

The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.

Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"

Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011
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Prostitutes

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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prostituterous

An action that is both slutty and preposterous.
Dude 1: Did you see that girl dancing?
Dude 2: Prostituterous
by Woodward-Sceusi April 18, 2014
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