Poopfist

When you poop and forget to use toilet paper but continue through and use your hand without realizing you forgot toilet paper. Then you punch someone with the fist of the hand you used to wipe.

Pam punched Dale with a poopfist after a large bowel movement.

by Poopfist Mark January 8, 2014

Poopnis

A penis sculpted out of poop.

Look mom, I made a poopnis!

by H3Y_Its_W1LL May 30, 2011

poopination

the act of poopinating
(see poopinating)

yo man i am about to commit poopination

by MRoDz923 November 15, 2010

poopinashart

During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.

Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

poopfinity

an infinite amount of poop.

ryan: "dude dont go into that outhouse, its poopfinity"
max: "damn. i gotta crap!"

by rp1 May 23, 2007

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

poopmeister

not a nice person, loser, someone who smells bad

john is a poopmeister

by poopiedoopie February 22, 2007