To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
by sembms June 15, 2011
Get the poonslap mug.Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.
I just sharted in his Poonstache.
by Simonius January 8, 2006
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Poonswap • poonswaggle • Poonswa • poonswallop • Poonslayer • Poonstache • Poonsack • poonsnatch • poonstang • poonsausage
A slang term for a Chippewa Indian male in mid-life crisis. Usually found off the reservation fishing in waters in the Pacific Northwest.
I went to the river to stellhead but there was this cranky old Pooswa on the bank.
Sitting at the intersection this Pooswa in a black truck hit my ass.
I'm no a bigot but that Pooswa keeps checking out my girlfriend, if he doesnt back off I am going to shove a ladder up his ass.
Sitting at the intersection this Pooswa in a black truck hit my ass.
I'm no a bigot but that Pooswa keeps checking out my girlfriend, if he doesnt back off I am going to shove a ladder up his ass.
by wajemofo June 3, 2010
Get the Pooswa mug.1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."
2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.
2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.
"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."
"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."
"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)
by studstudstudder March 10, 2008
Get the Poonslayer mug.Roger, after a particulary frustrating evening with a lady with an unkempt bush, proclaimed, "Damn! Ain't you never heard of the art of poonsai?"
by da b April 9, 2005
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Describes something that is completely friggin sweet.
Equal to slick, sweet, tight, etc.
Puts the item being described on par with the mighty vageen.
Describes something that is completely friggin sweet.
Equal to slick, sweet, tight, etc.
Puts the item being described on par with the mighty vageen.
Hey Apu, this new beef-jerky is the poonsauce.
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I can't wait to get to the beach, its going to be the poonsauce.
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I can't wait to get to the beach, its going to be the poonsauce.
by Old Mose Kick-a-Rock May 29, 2008
Get the poonsauce mug.1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".
2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.
2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.
1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"
2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"
"Shut up you Poonswap"
2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"
by Migamortis September 18, 2016
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