Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

Poonicorn

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

by King Benny February 25, 2009

poodick

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.

Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!

by Mugz79 June 17, 2007

Pooncel

A transgender man who is an incel

Pooner: “I’m not like the other pooners I hate women and use 4chan”

Cis person: “So you are a pooncel?..”

by HaydenCat May 7, 2022

poonchach

An effeminate male or male who is acting in, what is deemed by his buddies to be, a feminine manner. Usually assigned antagonistically to someone being a wet rag or a negative nancy.

Dude, Chris, who cares if you have to be up early? Drink a beer you poonchach.

by TheseNutzYourChin August 20, 2006

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

Stinkus Poonitus

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.

I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!

by RonCoyote July 28, 2011