Poohdini

The Houdini of poo: When a poop falls into the toilet bowl but magically disappears by making its way to the pipe before flushing.

"Everything come out ok?"

"Yeah I had a great poop, but a little disconcerting. Looked in the bowl and it was nowhere to be found."

"Ah...the Great Poohdini!"

by coining buttress April 28, 2014

poondinga

Likey dingleberries, only vaginal

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Poodini

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"

by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015

poodini

When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass

You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.

by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022

Poodini

When you disappear after a nasty bathroom visit to go take a lie-down to recover.

It was only supposed to take five minutes, but Aaron pulled a poodini on us.

by Hannurdock February 16, 2022

poopdini

When you drop a huge ass duce, and you wipe your ass, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. (so you end up wiping at least 5 more times to make sure, cuz u don't want swamp ass)

It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone

*has poopdini*

Wow, must be my lucky day. I'm gonna play the lottery!

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Poodini

When one throws a cat shit and misses the bin and you can’t find it afterwards.

Gerald : “did you see where the cat shit went?”

Ellie : “No, must’ve done a poodini”

by MysticVibesx October 29, 2022