poonmeister

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.

'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'

by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009

Pokemaster

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack

There goes Pokemaster

by Aidæn February 20, 2017

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003

poopmaster69

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.

"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Pwnmaster

Someone who is the master of pwning your face.

The reigning Pwnmaster right now is GT- TH3 PWNM45T3R

You just got owned by The Pwnmaster!

by LOLLLOLOLOLOOO January 2, 2012