poonanist

a person who reeks of rotten pussy or a odd breed of ass

Trent Flemings is the perfect example
"Damn you poonanist.Shower"
"I did this morning"
"Damn!"

by josh February 7, 2003

Poontis

The vagina of a random girl you are having sex with.

That blonde girl's poontis tasted kinda funny.

by Dr. Clam July 19, 2009

Polandish

The idiot who says polandish instead of polish cuz he like Patrick from spongebob

He was having some polandish soul

by nina2 October 12, 2021

i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

Poonanisplit

The act of parting the vaginal lips (the bananas) with one's tongue while performing oral sex on a woman. The insertion of the tongue is akin to adding whipped cream to the delicious ice cream (vagina) center.

Guy/girl A: I gave my girl a real good poonanisplit last night. She said it was the best she's ever had.
Guy/girl B: Dayum! That's gonna be hard to top!

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

plantisserie baked

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!

Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession

by plantisseriebaked November 22, 2021

Poorantined

When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.

Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.

by serpdude April 12, 2022