Pocklington

A small market town, 12 miles from the York city. Full of inbred, unemployed chavs and old women.

If you were born in Pocklington, you are referred to as a 'Pock-ite'.

Outsiders are welcomed, in hope of changing the dull, slow town.

"I spend all my doll money on drinking, every night of the week." "Oh, you must be from Pocklington"

by An_outsider February 19, 2010

Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

_________________________

Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010

Pooling

Pooling is the process of a girl getting wet and creating a puddle, or “pool” pooling is the process of a girl getting wet or being wet and her vagina is drowning.

When I got on top of Jessica she was already pooling.

by SoupCanHarry The hobo December 15, 2018

Poodling

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.

by EllieCee May 30, 2008

Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010

Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.

She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.

by Doctor George June 19, 2011

pootlinggum

derived from a Latin or Greek origin referring to flubber. Scientist believe the word was used during the early nineteenth century B.C to describe those with extensive fat, with jello like texture and form.

-"WoW i think we just had a earthquake"

-"No, it was just the Pootlinggum that walked by"

by n4b33l March 10, 2009