pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 09, 2007

Pook

when a girl's clevage is coming out

'to pook out'

by Schuyler January 10, 2003

pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out

after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.

by kendall October 29, 2004

pook

noun -- A word used to describe your buddies girlfriend. Especially if your friend is wipped.

Hey, did you seen John at the bar last night?

Nope, he was with his pook.

Did you pook buy you those pants?

by david December 13, 2004

pook

Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.

Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".

by Pete Fowler November 27, 2005

pook

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

by TJ February 24, 2004

pook

Sexual relations. Super hot acrobatic lovin'. "Pooky" has the same meaning.

I heard you got your pook on last night.
If we had pooked I would probably have been forced to drown myself out of disgust.

by Hannah S. June 29, 2005