Poopstick

1. One who knocks down a trash can full of dog crap and proceeds to try and clean it up with a random stick from nature.

2. Kurt Walters

1. Get away from the trash can, Poopstick, and come over here and jam it over T-Wes again.

by Steven Ride November 24, 2007

poopstick

When you take a turd and ram a stick through it like a corn-dog...that's a poopstick.

I like to dip my poopstick.

by Nigger Lover February 1, 2003

Poopstick Mama

female parent of offspring named 'Poopstick'

If you have a baby (or a doll) and its name is 'Poopstick' that makes you Poopstick mama!

by Aunt of a Poopstick's Mama April 3, 2009

Poopstick Ninja

A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.

(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)

(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)

(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)

by pittwoman February 11, 2010

poonstick

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.

you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.

by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009

Poopsticks

Clarinets and/or clarinet players. A name most often used by trumpet players in the marching band to describe such an inferior instrument.

Band director: CLARINETS! CHECK YOUR DRILL SHEETS! ONE MORE TIME
Trumpets: Dammit, Poopsticks! Stupid poopsticks...

by OnABoatTUMB April 23, 2010

Poostick

Low quality hashish often containing plastic.

Couldn't get any weed, only poostick. This poostick is bloody harsh, I think I'd rather smoke topleaf.

by xXSmilerXx May 25, 2009