The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.
(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
by Steveo-W February 19, 2008
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Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
by arab_joe January 25, 2011
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