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coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheeler1300 April 25, 2011
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winnie the poohing it

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."
"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"
by Dblfun3 March 29, 2017
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Posching Off

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.
My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.
by legalizeweed April 1, 2010
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Poaching the King's Deer

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.
"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"
by KnightWrite March 14, 2013
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Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009
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poochin

Poochin is holding out on someone.
Why you poochin on that Crown Royal?
by cHeLL3 September 27, 2005
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Winnie the poohing it

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.
Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.
by xhmxnano January 30, 2023
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