Pooey

Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.

“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”

by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021

poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

by Rohan February 28, 2004

poobrew

When you poop in the top of the coffee maker and pee where you add the water and set the timer leaving it for the unsuspecting victim in the morning.

I poobrewed him last night.

by trekrider50 January 7, 2011

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

pooble

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.

You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.

by vrknoise January 19, 2009

Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

poobiquitous

A word to describe when there is shit everywhere

Hepatits Joe: "Man, there is shit everywhere"
Metho Tom: "You could say it is poobiquitous, Hep Joe"
Hepatitis Joe: "Cool, it's poobiquitous. Lets get out of this shithole and grab some beers."

by Harry Dixon-Balls April 23, 2008