ponty

someone who is soft and sucks at big two

Alex lee is a ponty and sucks at big two.

by hehhet453434 June 18, 2010

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

Ponte'd

Being helped by someone who ends up making you really think about your life and your choices so far, in order to better understand the topic you originally needed help with.

You just got ponte'd!

by Kraaton September 9, 2016

Ponte fecha

'Set a date' - A spanish tiktok slang used to send someone to set a date for suicide

Person A comment: Your mom is in my wardrobe!
Person B comments: Ponte fecha

by Dazaizai October 27, 2023

Taylor Ponte

A Disgusting excuse for a male, who is a trog at heart. Sadly, (not really) majority of people who know him think hes A) homosexual and B) just a dumb faggot. Has friends, but they arent as close to him as he thinks they are.

I met this kid last night, he's such a Taylor Ponte. Sucks for him.
Wow his ex- girlfriend is sooo hot, bummer he pulled a Taylor Ponte.

by the natives are restless February 25, 2009

ponte vedra

Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.

"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."

by charlyphraser June 26, 2014

ponkey

A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.

That ponkey looks like it's mom.

by Dawn Michelle September 26, 2006