ponk

the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)

someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk
me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all.
someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17
me and everyone on planet earth: agreed

ponk by boohooquacker September 23, 2021

Ponk

A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.

...
10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
...

Ponk by NaughtyJim October 21, 2010

ponk

v.)to burn by a use of a racial or sexual comment

-dude! that was amazing!
-ur mom was amazing! O, u just got ponked!

ponk by mcfizzy August 1, 2008

Ponk

Derogatory term used for the musical genre combining pop and punk (also known as pop punk). Bands like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 all fall into the Ponk category. Similarly, people who listen to Ponk can be called Ponkers.

"I'm sick of hearing that Ponk crap on the radio"

Ponk by Elizabeth Carr November 5, 2005

ponk

It is a word that some of my friends and I have used to describe poppy punk type bands. Another definition mentioned Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte. Those but we also drop Avril Lavigne into that group, along with Yellowcard, new Green Day, and just generally, punk for the masses, instead of true, good rebellious punk. This is more rebellious conformist music, for people who want to be rebellious without actually trying.

No, I don't listen to that station, they're all ponky.

ponk by AndrewZM January 26, 2008

PonK

addel is the biggest Ponk evaaaa

"Addel ur a Ponk-nuff said =]" xoxo =]

PonK by mel1211 June 2, 2008

Ponk

Any hair color that is not pink. Most commonly used to describe hair that was pink previously but no longer is.

"Her hair used to be pink. Now it's ponk."

Ponk by Rain Shomet October 1, 2007