Phoneto

A photograph taken with your smartphone.

I can't believe how good a phoneto you just uploaded. What kind of phone did you use to shoot it?

by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011

Pontooning

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Pinetop-Lakeside

It is in the great AMERICAN SOUTHWEST, but everyone knows that it really isn't southwestern.

Guy: Hey look at poor Pinetop-Lakeside thinking its in the southwest.
Guy2: Yeah man, Pinetop is the Florida of the southwest.

by SOUTHWEST GUY April 6, 2012

pinetop arizona

A pleasant little town in the white mountains of Arizona. Really hot in the summer and a lot of snow in the winter.

I want to visit pinetop arizona!

by Krodin July 31, 2013