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max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick
by Max Pollard July 30, 2018
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Sophie Pollard

by Punkey33 May 17, 2017
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chloe pollard

cares about not much tbh. not delusional. not crazy. completely sane and bitch be wild.
by hoes be wild June 18, 2023
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Lee Pollard

Alpha male. Hides children in his toe cracks, meal deal lord, and gatekeeper. Should become toilet cleaner!!! As he has poo fetishisation. Still sleeps with his mum
Lee pollard oh yeah didn’t he steal Billy’s child wonder where he went- I heard he was in Lee pollards toes
by Hotmanalpha June 6, 2022
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Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho
by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
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Lydia Pollard

The absolute coolest person you will ever meet. She may be quiet at first and her comebacks might not always be witty, but once you know her you'll realize she is hot (as f***), smart, and just a great person to be around (if you know what I mean). She's exotic and will try anything at least once... Except crystal meth.
Holy fuck! That Lydia Pollard chick is a hottie with a body.

Yeah she's deffinetly a cutie with a bootie.
by Damngirl December 13, 2013
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