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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Privacy Policy

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policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.
chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information
by kendall November 17, 2004
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open door policy

While living in a community usually in the college setting, such as a dorm or apartment. Open door policy means masturbating whilst the door remains open for the rest of the house/dorm mates to see.
Matt: Dude go walk by 706!

Neil: Why?

Matt: Brian is enforcing the open door policy!

Neil: Oh Gawd!
by LeeH May 1, 2011
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open leg policy

A promiscuous woman who will have sex with pretty much anyone. A slut.
'I'm horny, think I'll go see Claire she's got an open leg policy' said Tom.
by Ryudo M December 27, 2007
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masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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