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pokéshit

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump
Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.
by lolololololololooolololol December 19, 2008
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PokeWhore

(noun)
-A pokemon exclusively used just for learning HMs like SURF or FLY.

-Anyone who enjoys hentai.
"I wish my Charizard could learn FLY, but instead I have to use this stupid little PokeWhore Spearow!"
"BLAM that shaith nagger, get yourselfs an Aerodactyl!"
"But I haven't an Old Amber to my name!"
"That's okay, you can genetically engineer one from these Aerodactyl fetuses."
"Oh thanks man, that really solves a lot of porblems."
by Chris Chutzpah November 18, 2006
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Pokehead

Someone with a head you'd really like to poke.
Dan, did you just call me a pokehead?
by Chris Behrsin August 26, 2005
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Pokeshipper

A person who believes that Ash and Misty/Satoshi and Kasumi from the animé, Pokémon, are destined to become a romantic couple, otherwise known as 'AAML' (Ash and Misty's love) or 'SatoKasu'.

Whilst some Pokeshippers are generally nice people, the majority are not.
They're completly obbsessed with the concept of a relationship between two fictional characters, and often critisise others for liking other pairings, often shoving many 'hints' into their faces, write poor quality fanfics and are generally annoying.

Many pokeshippers will attack any other character that they believe threatens the pairing between Ash and Misty, the prime target being May/Haruka. They will often bash May's character with every chance they get, often attempting to do so in a subtle manner, although still making it very obvious.

Example: 'I hate pokemon contests, they are useless and horrible additions to the plotline'

Apart from the plot of pokemon being very thin already, the majority of Pokeshippers only state this because they concern May. If Misty was to compete in Contests, they'd praise them and say Misty could do no wrong.
Pokeshipper: OMG, Ash an Misty ish soooo KAWAII 2gether!!! U shood read dis ficcie eye found!!!1
Normal person: .....shut the fuck up.
by Annoyed by shipping. August 28, 2004
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pokéshit

Cards, action figures, water toys, cereal flavors, lockets, and other paraphernalia connected with the Pokémon phenomenon.
These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.
by Nate August 29, 2003
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pokethingz

pokethingz is not just a rly bad ripoff of teh well known pokemon(a wut now?), it has many more of teh luls, including characters which wuld be banned if anyones were dared to oppose it.

characters r based on ppl on RL, mainly in a group of freinds consisting of malik, reece, mariel and hu culd 4get teh loveable, sexually confused persona of faisal (everyone).
person 1: omigod, you read teh new comicz called pokethingz?
person 2: zomg wut? you mean pokemon?
person 1: lul no, u n00b. pokethingz is much betta and has more lulz.
person 2: ah kk
person 3: lols i just read teh comic
by Faisal Reza March 8, 2008
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pokethingz

pokethingz is a comic based around teh lives of 3 ppl (based on chars from RL) who acquire magical animals what, once released frawm sum cubez, do their bidding.
andsuch.

some characters, such as the professor (also frawm RL), are not suitable for the younger audience due to extreme sexual deviancy.

otherwise, this comic is totally liek, for teh lulz.
noob: lul wuts pokethingz?
pro: wat did u say, i was too busy roffling after reading teh new issue of pokethingz

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char 3: GO FAILFISH
*failfish dus splash*
all other chars: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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proffessor: come here my little lamb chops...
by yellnoob March 8, 2008
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