poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz

When you are so fed up with homework/work you decide to write this before you end it all.

I'm so fed up with calculus homework I think I'm going to type poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz

by youngsoggier September 10, 2020

internet poisoning

When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.

"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"

"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes

by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020

/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`

are you bored too cause that's why i typed it but there were no definitions yet

im keybored lol

idk how do you pronounce /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`

by YOUR FACE. YOUR FACE. my face? April 11, 2017

pick your poison

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.

You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.

by xSOMx May 23, 2010

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

This is when you absent-mindedly run your finger along the keys, left to right, then right to left... Being careful not to press delete, enter or tab. The phenomena usually occurrs when you are so bored you really don't know what else to do...

`1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz ... let's see what comes up.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

poison type

An asshole that has not been cleaned,

A dirty asshole.

- Hey did you just fart.
- Yes.
- You must have a poison type!

by Servine131 January 2, 2020

Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020