Poseidon's Dragon

A sexual act involving cunnilingus, where a woman squirts into your mouth with such force and volume, that it comes out of your nose.

I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are cleared out now.

by CC-Mac May 21, 2021

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.

Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!

by Alpacasarecute December 4, 2018

Possidente

This name comes from the possidente clan hailing from italia. The other half of the families origin is not known at the present time.

This family is famous for naming their sons Bernard and Tommy. The women in this family are kind, unless they have had too much coffee. At that point you should run. run and hide. They are also known for strong reactions.

At a young age the males can be convinced of silly things, such as Hispanics are people from hispain. NEVER EVER PUT A CANTALOUPE IN THEIR SUGAR.

Did you see that possidente, I think it was bernard or tommy or crazy!

by ADVENTUREadventure June 1, 2011