Pownage

The act of being owned in such a way to have all listeners exclaim
"Oh Shit"
The act of being dissed/owned

Pownage, you just got dissed by the kid wit ADHD

by Patrick Mulkeen June 25, 2004

uber pownage

The act of completely dominating an opponent in a video game, especially Call of Duty.

Llamas: Who just knifed me?
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan

by UberPownage November 17, 2010

poonage

A fine piece of tail.

K's old lady is one hot bit of poonage.

by Zonker Harris May 10, 2005

pownage

a word for losers that don't know how to say OWN and play runescape (a game for 7 yr olds).

OMG did you see that lvl 12 mage in the wildy... yeah that was complete pownage when you used your rune longsword and powned him.

by blahs March 19, 2008

ponage

The act of dropping a males testicles on another man in an up and down motion showing victory, humiliation, or superiority.

Tony committed major ponage after beating Ray at Modern Warfare 2.

by GusIZgay51 December 22, 2010

Oober Pownage

To really or super own someone that its just complety sad.
As seen in South Park :Make Love Not Warcraft.

That is Oober pownage.

South Park:Randy Marsh/ Falkor: It looks like that guy just killed. What why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

poisage

When u get poison ivy on ur sack and gooch

If you rub pison ivy on ur gooch and sack ull get poisage u dumbass.

by zach May 31, 2005