Poking Smot

What "smoking pot" sounds like after 6 bowls

"What are ya'll doing?"
"well, we WERE poking smot"

by Sara March 27, 2003

Poting

The act of delving ones face into another's bosom.

*At party*
Guy 1 :"Hey where the hell is Sam?"
Guy 2 :"I think he's off poting Nicole"

by BlackHawkDownie June 18, 2011

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.

"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"

by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012

poking cotton

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.

1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.

by Ezeerider July 26, 2005

poring

A sad little jelly-like monster that is amazingly still not on the extinction list due to frequent mass murders done by Novices on Ragnarok Online. But they're secretly planing, for a day when everyone least suspects it, to gang up on all players and kill everyone!

Novice: Liek Die you fcuking poring! *pokes*

Poring: >=3 *eats Novice*

Novice: AHH IT BURNS!! ...

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004