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jou ma se poes 

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

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jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004

Poesloverboy 

Poesloverboy is a tik toker. He’s very cool and super handsome.
Have you seen poesloverboy’s tik tok?
YEAH HES SO PRETTY !
Poesloverboy by Poesloverboy April 26, 2021

Poestory 

Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.
A: What is 'Poestory'?

B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?

B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.

A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.
Poestory by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016
Best Afrikaans word. It means " you look lovely today" Tell everyone that they are a POES
"you're a poes"
poes by shrek's wife October 27, 2020

Poesklap 

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker
I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!
Poesklap by Snappie October 3, 2008

ma se poes 

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
ma se poes by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006