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Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends
(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"
by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021
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Pocket-Girl

a petite, non asian girl. A girl so small, you just wanna grab her and put her in you're pocket. Pocket girls are usually pretty spunky, and are real easy on the eyes, if you catch my drift. One does not have to date a pocket girl to have one. All one has to do is simply proclaim that said pocket girl belongs to them, and if someone hasn't claimed her, then she is you'rs. There is a limit to how many pocket girls you can get, that limit being 3. it is ill advised to have more than three pocket girls , as this results in overdose. A group or herd of pocket girls is referred to as a giggle or a twitter.
Hey look at that pocket girl over there, pretty hot huh?
Back off dude, thats my pocket-girl, get you're own!
by Rockko May 22, 2007
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pocket gremlin

that little creature who lives in your pocket (also has become the explanation of how any wires in your pocket(s) gets tangled up
"what the hell...my headphones, they're tangled up DAMN YOU POCKET GREMLIN!!!"
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pocket gerbil

A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.
"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*
by 3X1L3D September 17, 2008
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pocket girlfriend

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations
"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."
by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011
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Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai April 19, 2014
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back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
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