planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

Plunkin

The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.

I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.

by Prosser August 28, 2007

anal plunging

the act of having anal sex but removing the penis and inserting it over and over again

i love anal plunging my gf all night long

by fully loaded with cum December 29, 2011

Plucking the old Banjo

When she gets you off and you nut from her tugging on your banjo string aka the penile frenulum.

Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.

I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Planking

The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

pheasant plucking

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

by D Mob January 23, 2005

Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)

A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011