When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016
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by Prosser August 28, 2007
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Get the anal plunging mug.Rachel was plucking the old banjo last night while I was driving. I almost wrecked as I nutted though a res light.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
I paid that whore $5 to get me off. She was plucking the old banjo so hard o think she tore it near the helmet. It’s killing me.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?
by D Mob January 23, 2005
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1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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