999 ping

In gaming, when a certain player has extremely bad internet, typical reaction from the playerbase of the game.

Dick: Player with bad ping
Will: "Hey guys look at Dick he's such a 999 ping lol xD"
Rest of community: "lol fucking ass cunt bitch buy a new modem lol skanker skrr skrr fam beat his ass"

by Man's cold May 11, 2017

Paling

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Pingfukkit

A small spring, clip, screw, etc, that flies across the room or garage and disappears when you dismantle something.
AKA pingfuckit or Jesus spring.

It's safe to open, no pingfukkits.

by Arnold Matthews May 21, 2009

pingbaby

Someone who is extremely addicted to his or her blackberry and who is pinging all the time. Mostly talking about senseless stuff.

''I just broke up with my boyfriend. He's such an ass.''
''Oh sorry, come again? I was just pinging to someone I met at the supermarket that I am drinking coke now."
"Gosh you're such a pingbaby.''

by MILK- September 26, 2011

piling system

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010

Ping Spoofing

A meme the Minecraft players spam Ping Spoofing in KitPVP servers to annoy the server owners to the point of break.

badboyhalo made another video about ping spoofing. I bet is contains of him just complaining about the players spamming it in the chat again. Thanks Skeppy....

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

come pinga

cuban slang insult: The act of sucking or eating dick

Tu ere's tremendo come pinga-You are a tremendous Dick eater

by Will Martinez August 3, 2007