Platapus Ducking 

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

Platapus Ducking by Will Benson February 23, 2004

platypuss ballslap 

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

platypuss ballslap by fookmoose October 25, 2007

Platapuss 

The act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. Not to be confused with a golden platapuss.

To platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.

Platapuss by Capatiller77 June 8, 2017

platypussy 

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

platypussy by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020

Platipuss 

An extremely hot and sought after girl or woman with high standards an good taste...short for platinum-pussy.

Did you see the platipuss in the second row smiling at me?

My new girl is a verified platipuss!

Platipuss by Lani Kay August 3, 2017

Portapussy 

Extremely stanky. The stankiest pussy of all time. Usually describing a fat bitch or a whore.

Guy 1: Yo did you see her?!?

Guy 2: Na don't even try to hit that shit. That girl's got a portapussy

Portapussy by Jjliamnes January 1, 2018

Plattipussy

Using your greasy left hand to beat off after eating a pizza

The delivery girl wasn't up for it, so I had to tap that Plattipussy

Plattipussy by RevStumpySG February 3, 2019