Paper Lips

Lips so thin they both look like a sheet of paper and will give you a paper cut.

Don't kiss that Jacob Peach guy unless you got a bandaid... He has paper lips...

by fuckupeach July 25, 2019

expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

by UM North Quad December 28, 2015

paper made romance

A sensitive love story made from photos and love letters. A fragile and beautiful romance that can be very easily destroyed.

I've put all photos in this album. It's our story. Our paper made romance.

A while ago our story was real. Now, it's just a paper made romance I will always keep close to my heart.

Yesterday was real love, today it became paper made romance.

by TheBestMurphy December 18, 2012

Paper Driver

An inexperienced driver who holds a driving licence but has not driven for years, rendering them a driver 'on paper' only. Originates in Japan.

Jason is too scared to drive in city traffic, he's only a paper driver.

Letting that paper driver into that Porsche was the worst decision since Vegemite rebranded to Parwill.

by Reginald E. Might November 2, 2020

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020