Playkin

getting head while playing video games or with other electronics, much like a blumpkin

"i got a playkin while playing call of duty last night."

by player1015 December 31, 2009

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Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

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The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.

Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."

by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011

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Sandwich Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.

Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?

Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet

by Plankpimp December 24, 2010

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Planking

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.

Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!

by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011

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