(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.
Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally Pistol-Wii-pped me."
by Paul Lockyer "Doors" July 27, 2008
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Leon: Dude I still feel sober.
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.
*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?
Me: Order another Pistol Pedro, Leon.
*next morning*
Leon: hey, what happened last night?
by Bladés September 8, 2018
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This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 3, 2011
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by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009
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-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.
-Why?
-She said tell me when u are done.
-And?
-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.
-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.
-Why?
-She said tell me when u are done.
-And?
-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.
by tater-man12 August 19, 2008
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by Tim-Duncan21 August 12, 2018
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