Pitted

Someone who is under the influence of marijuana trying to pit maneuver another vehicle off the road; or just high as a kite in general.

Did you see that guy almost run that car off the road? "Yeah he must be pitted out of his mind"

by RuffWood August 12, 2015

pitted

a way of dying in surfing as surfers would say but really its when your so completely oblivious to life you surf over any other sport

wait....

i mean when your gay

Normal person: "Hey evan want to get pitted?"

Evan(Aka surfer bro):"Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!"

by Esc Silly MisterMgoo August 5, 2010

Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

pithed

angry, mad, pissed off. ususally used in a playful manner.
a variation of the word "pissed"

"haha you missed the ball!"
"i know man, i'm PITHED. lol."

by tc. April 19, 2008

Pitted

This word is common when the cleaning of a oil burner with the torch because it will thin the oil burner.

Don't torch my pipe it will pit my pipe or my pipe will get pitted.

by Yoitsdope October 31, 2021

Pitradamus

Short for “Pi Nostradamus.” Someone who not only coins π-related terms and popularizes oft-preposterous π concepts, but also predicts π breakthroughs—or makes bold claims on π hypotheses that could be proved or disproved in a-not-too-distant future.

It’s estimated that there are a dozen-odd pitradamuses or “pi futurists” who are unofficially affiliated with higher institutions of learning worldwide—they work as ghost researchers or ghostwriters for tenured math profs.

by Fasters June 14, 2022