pyrometer

The gage used to measure how hot a girl is.

Yesterday me and John sat on the beach using our pyrometer to rate the girls walking by.

by Carlboats April 17, 2018

Piometry

When the symbol π is seductively or sexily designed to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks more pleasing to the naked eye than to the mind’s eye.

Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a glimpse of symbolic elegance.

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

pimpmeter

A scale of pimpness with the basic unit described as an"Arbo"
Starting at zero with the highest reading being 10 Arbo.

Gareths feather boa rates a 10 on the pimpmeter.

by Sketcherbbgc July 15, 2022