Pissamist

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.

My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.

by Office Therapist September 19, 2019

Pissmissle

When the chosen one hits a slap shot so hard it breaks the goalies hand and soul as it goes through the net, in hockey. It is usually Sgt. Slickwrister and especially Capt. Pissmissle who accomplishes this task.

P.K. Subban launches a pissmissle into the net!

by PIKEcritter July 21, 2018

pissmaster

The master of piss. someone who has mastered the art of pissing, its not easy to achieve but it is an admirable thing to master. be a piss master

Hunter: WOAH did you see how cool that guy/gal pissing was!?
Noah: yeah...he/she must of been a pissmaster!
Beck: cowabunga

by celerylovingrvampire September 10, 2020

pessimist

way of life,
negativity

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

pisswhistle

The penis, dick, or cock of a man. the pisswhistle can be played with the mouth, vagina, or anus.

Hey bitch, come play my pisswhistle!

by Benton Acker February 28, 2006

Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

by Ralph January 13, 2005

pessimistic

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.

She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.

by AAD July 24, 2005