piranha

A voracious, predatory, highly competitive, ruthless, alpha male/female.
Often misspelt Pirhana

From the 'Apprentice'. One contestant observing the fish swimming at the London Aquarium, mused to a finalist'They're piranhas? But they look so friendly' You haven't seen their teeth' the finalist replies wearily. After 12 weeks in pursuit of the coveted job,he was covered in the nasty bite marks of his fellow contestants.

by Henley December 29, 2008

Piran

Very hot, cool, Fun Guy to hang around. Very large penis. This name is very rare so you should try to date him but he may reject you if you are i b***h.

Piran is an awesome friend

by MASHED POTATOS EAT CORN FLAKES December 23, 2011

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.

Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.

by B. Hanback April 3, 2008

Piranha

noun: Any wrestling or grappling technique (esp from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) that presses a body part or the ground against your mouth - sometimes yielding imprints of your teeth on the inside of your lips/gums or teeth marks on your opponents arms/legs.

No piranha moves today - I forgot my mouth guard!

by Yet another victim July 15, 2011

piranha effect

The term for when a guy gets a girlfriend and immediately becomes desired by other girls. It is a sociological phenomenon involving social status, showing that the man is okay to be desired. He has been approved by a sociological microcosm as a man who would make a good mate. It also involves competition, the guy is almost a prize now, something that can be won in a competition.

Once one piranha bites, they all swarm.

Single guy walks down hallway, girls barely notice. Guy gets with hottie and now girls can't stay away.

Guy's Friend: Man, the piranha effect worked wonders for him!

by wackojakko January 4, 2011

PurrAnna

Once the self proclaimed "Queen of the scoped AR" they have now turned to boomer Fortnite in hopes that if "kids can't build I will aim better."

A PurrAnna cam be found in boomer Fortnite lobbies using a tank 90% of the time.

by ImFewwture April 12, 2022

Richardson-Pirrin Law

The state of a joke at which it becomes so objectively unfunny, as its comicality diminishes to a negative state, that it reaches critical unfunniness and therefore enters a state of appreciation in humor that its relative laughability levels and social relevance begin to rise, making it ludicrously hysterical once again - thus corresponding to Newton’s 3rd Law, in which there is an equal and opposite erection.

This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.

The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.

Person A: “Your mom is so fat , when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”

by Shitsies February 22, 2023