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pillowfucking

Making love to a pillow. Usually involves fucking soft pillows filled with feathers. Options include greasing the pillows with Vaseline and/or making holes in a pillow using your cock equipped a metallic knob.
A:What that fucking noise!Sound like someone is fucking a goose!
B:Relax, its just that dickhead Alan pillowfucking again
by andreon7777 December 13, 2012
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Pillow Talking

Talking shit about one person to another person for personal gain.
Brah, I know you were pillow talking with that girl about me just so you could fuck with her.
by LilSwipe July 7, 2017
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naughty pillows

A term referring to a women's breasts.
"Kim's shirt is unbuttoned so low, I can see her naughty pillows."
by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007
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fluff my pillows

provide sexual services for a female, generally at a high end hotel, key phrase to order such services from the concierge
"I called the concierge and said 'I need you to send someone to fluff my pillows'. They sent a boy right up."
by coyote oldman January 19, 2012
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Day of the Pillow

The date identified by Vox Day as to when nursing home staff or family members begin executing Baby Boomers by asphyxiation with pillows to inherit their wealth.
On the Day of the Pillow we are going to be rich.
by Littlest Chickenhawk June 15, 2021
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pillow grilled

When your face becomes creased and furrowed in the pattern of the pillow or sheets that you were sleeping on, similar to the grill marks on barbecued food.
I didn't realize why everyone on the subway was giving me weird looks, until I saw that my face was still severely pillow grilled.

My lies about sleeping on the job were futile, as the pillow grill I was sporting was very damning.
by AlexJenna February 29, 2008
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pillow dick

A person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their shitty pillow that they picked out. They then proceed to act as if THEY picked out the good pillow, & you should take the shitty pillow.

Or, a person who has discarded a pillow because "I don't like it. It doesn't work." - Complaining Wife. Only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.
Quit being such a pillow dick.
by UrAdCk July 21, 2015
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