When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining conscious. This is when your internal alcohol tolerance "meter" maxes out, or hits the limiter, thus, "pinging the needle."
"Holy shit, last night I was so sloshed I almost ralphed out the window of the car on the way home, but I just ended up drooling on myself- definately pinging the needle!"
by mike mclovin May 24, 2008
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A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016
Get the pencing mug.A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.
by M. Pence December 25, 2017
Get the Pencing mug.Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally
by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019
Get the Pinging his piss mug.Pining is a unbearable lust for a unreachable loved one. Symptoms included frequent crying or more precisely whining!Denial has also been noticed in patients recently!
Neil sat in his armchair, his arms flung by his side and eyes gazed towards the picture of his beloved ali. He had been pining since she kissed his ex-best friend collie. As his emotional tears plummet past his quivering lips and into his unshaved stuble. hopeless and alone he ponders about the "better days", the nightime walks, the aquarium and the hand in hand ice-skating. his cooler friends enter the room and begin to call him various names like "fag" and bumbder, this sends him into a deeper state of depression.
by Joe Mackenzie July 1, 2008
Get the Pining mug.1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
by Purno December 9, 2008
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