pimpstress

depending on the stress when read
1. ('pimp stress) a girl pimp- a girl who gets all the dudes and is just pretty cool
2. (pimp 'stress) being stressed out from pimpin' so much

1. much love from lisa, your big sis the pimpstress!
2. I'm feeling the pimpstress!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

pimpsqueek

A small unassuming peckish fellow, resembling a sort of mouse, who somehow seems to get more booty than all of your friends combined.

Markland Fridae is quite the pimpsqueek seeing as his scrawny looks provide for the intriguiung question: "Why was he in a three way, and not me?"

by Sophie and Elizabeth February 6, 2004

pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 12, 2008

Pimpster

A pimp who is also a gansta

Watch out, here comes my pimpsta straight out of da cuts.

by Alfredo Lerma June 12, 2003

pimpstick

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho

Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!

by 1an September 20, 2006

pimps up, hos down

Phrase signifying the philosophy of "the game," i.e. a pimp must always be up on his game, and a ho must always be down on her business.

"Pimps up, hos down" can be considered an egalitarian worldview.

by Joseph Frederick February 1, 2007

pimpasaurus

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex

"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

by who-could-resist-a-saurus April 23, 2009