P1: "did you hear that fresh jam?" P2: "yeah, it wasnt fresh it's pillowtalk a shitty song by zayn malik that has editing in the video that any phone having 6 year old can do, that shows women as sexual objects. Wowe how amazing, it's grammy material!!!!!!!!111!!111!1!1111!!!11!"
by peachie-calsfrappuccino August 5, 2016
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A man with such considerably sized genitalia, it appears as though he's attempting to hide a rather large pillow in his pants. Often a hot topic in workplaces with a considerably large female-male ratio.
Waitress: "Oh my god, look at James, he could knock a girl out with that thing."
Other Waitress: "Yeah, we'll just call him Pillowcock."
Other Waitress: "Yeah, we'll just call him Pillowcock."
by Jimmbalaya April 27, 2014
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Get the Pillowsexual mug.Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.
Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
by Batman is cool May 19, 2018
Get the Pillowsexual mug.Sam: are you going to Jerry's tonight?
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.
Bethany: no, I don't think so....
Sam: Why? you and I both know he wants you! And that if you go over you will get laid. hard.
Bethany: yeah, but all week I've been feeling rather Pillowless. My bed is just so much more appealing then sex right now.
by spattie April 23, 2011
Get the pillowless mug.Feeling Romantic Attraction/Being a “relationship” with a pillow. You don’t necessarily have to fully be in love with your pillow, but if you enjoy kissing or cuddling and things like that with your pillow and your emotionally attached to your pillow, that could count too. People who are Pillowromantic most likely wouldn’t come out since it could seem ridiculous and stupid.
Student 1: Hey, that kid seems kinda cute, they single?
Student 2: Dude they’re pillowromantic, why would you want to date them?!
Student 1: wtf...
Student 2: Dude they’re pillowromantic, why would you want to date them?!
Student 1: wtf...
by BrookNyoom December 12, 2020
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