pilf

Pirate I'd like to fuck

Person 1: I might watch Pirates of the Caribbean later.
Person 2: Dayum Jack Sparrow is such a PILF

by Hollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 29, 2010

pilf

Person I'd Like to Fuck
Pilf is for any non-binary or anyone who doesn't go by he/she. It's basically Milf and Dilf!

"Wow look at this person over there!"
"Wow they're a Pilf!"

by Lovely apples April 6, 2021

PILF

Pirate I’d like to fuck

Jack Sparrow? He’s a total PILF!

by Wellfuckman May 1, 2021

PILF

Paraplegic I'd like to fuck

Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!

by seemor bunz September 29, 2009

PILF

Pony I'd like to fuck

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.

by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011

PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

PILF

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.

"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."

by PINAPHILE March 9, 2009